Coming as a surprise to absolutely no one, Jay Z and Beyonce were crowned the top-earning celebrity couple by Forbes (and the top couple of everything ever, by anyone who follows Bey on Instagram).
Jay Z's varied business interests and Beyonce's gargantuan Mrs. Carter Show World Tour netted thecouple $95 million this year, $15 million more than second-place couple Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen. Bey out-earned her hubby by $11 million.
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A super-distant third place belongs to Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Their combined income of $50 million was $30 million behind the New England Patriots QB and his supermodel wife.
Fourth place offered perhaps the biggest surprise: That 70's Show couple Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher with $35 million between them.
Rounding out the top five was the couple behind the world's most-famous pregnancy. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West pulled in $30 million, with 2/3 of that coming from the Yeezus rapper.
(H/T to Forbes)